quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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