Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Pants 0. Shit 1.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
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Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
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shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
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