She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Come back. Shots need mouths.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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