I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
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There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
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Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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