i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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