she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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