like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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