I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
You can't motorboat a personality
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
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