Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
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dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
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As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Oh god it's open bar.
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