Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
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He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
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Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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