I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
Randomize
