K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
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I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
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I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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