The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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