Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
i've created a new STD.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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