Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
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of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
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I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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