Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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