I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
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Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
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so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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