your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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