Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
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Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
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I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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