So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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