Michael Bay diarrhea
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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