It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
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When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
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Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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