Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
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This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
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By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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