Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
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I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
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Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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