you traded sex for a burrito?
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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