I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
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Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
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I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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