with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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