It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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