There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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