I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
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I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
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His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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