hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
of course. lets lasso hookers.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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