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There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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