Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
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i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
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So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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