that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
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we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
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I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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