I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
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There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
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I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Randomize