She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
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