For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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