i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I am never drinking with the goths again.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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