He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
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I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
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Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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