whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
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hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
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I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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