I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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