NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend