they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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