no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
How external is "for external use only"?
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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