HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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