great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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