lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
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I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
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I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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