i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
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i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
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Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
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