You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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