Where did you get a picture of my penis
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this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
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Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
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Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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