That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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