You work out of a Hotel?
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
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Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
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Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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