Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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