she was so not down for the gang bang
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
He has the fingertips of a God
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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