Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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