We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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