Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Randomize
