just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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